Seattle

BREAKING NEWS



To all twilight fans out there (and people who just like America), I think you have the right to know that 5 people from SEATTLE were ALOMST going to OUR VERY OWN SCHOOL! YES! BUT! Why are we not jumping over the moon and screaming our voiceboxes sore? Because the notorious H1N1 has struck again! Nothing has been heard from the person who denied us from this wonderful pleasure (Mrs Liu, who refused them), as we are having a school holiday (some sort of holiday this is) and therefore cannot break down her office doors and push microphones into her face and demand to know the reason why, but we suspect the reason is...

Seattle=America

America=H1N1

Seattle=NO WAY

Of course, standing from the viewpoint of The Principal Of CHIJOLN *trumpet music plays*, we can be understanding about this, can't we?

"NO!!!" Screams a certain someone whom we have just interviewed who wishes to remain unnamed, "We will absolutely NOT stand for this!! PSLE and examinations and PILES OF HOMEWORK we can bear, but THIS. IS. OUTRAGEOUS!!" Nevertheless, others, like Grayce Yeo, 12, thinks there's no big deal. "Of course she thinks it's no big deal,"the Unnamed Person (UP) scoffs, "I think she WOULD think it's a big deal if ZAC EFRON was coming here and Mrs Liu said NO because he might have H1N1." (no curse intended to Ms Yeo's husband) "I second that motion!" Someone in the furious crowd yells, carrying torches and pitchforks.

Well, folks, there you have it, the Seattle people, so near, yet so far. (quoted from Jenna Cullen)



Zhang Lu